4.Henry Fucking Wagons
I went for a big job interview
They said it was down to the last two and I'd have been perfect
for it to
But the other candidate was Henry Wagons.
My lover blinked her bedroom eyes, said you're good what a
surprise, you could be my perfect guy
If you were more like Henry wagons.
Who da fuck, who who, who da, who da fuck.
Well whose working my side of the street？
Henry Fucking Wagons
Except he was doing it long before me
Henry Fucking Wagons
Who looks thinner in a hat
Henry Fucking Wagons
Well whose our poet laureate
Henry Fucking Wagons
Well who beat me at little Ath
Henry Fucking Wagons
Whose good at English and at Math
Henry Fucking Wagons
Who caught me watering my lawn
Henry Fucking Wagons
In earth hour with all my lights on
Henry Fucking Wagons
Whoa, Henry Fucking Wagons
Whoa, Henry Fucking Wagons
When I was a pencil neck who ruled？
H.F.W
And who bombed me in the swimming pool？
H.F.W
And made all the popular girls drool
Well that was Henry Wagons
Cause When they taught cool at high school
I must of been wagging
Who da fuck, who who, who da, who da fuck.
I'm great but whose the best, no wait, let me guess.
H.F.W
H.F.W
H.F.W
H.F.W
H.F.W
H.F.W
H.F.W
Well whose above me in a Google search
Whose like Jeeves when I'm Lurch
Who goes rock when I go scissors
Whose even been seen out with my missus
Whose full of Christian tenderness
Who'd never write a song like this
Who gets the critical acclaim
Whose even got our guitarists name
Who gets a strike when I get a spare
Who gets a tonne when I get a pair
Who leaves me standing in musical chairs
Whose even got better facial hair
Whose better at slam-dance, better at slam dunk
Better at MouseTrap, Twister, KerPlunk
Better at PlayStation, better at Wii
Better at poo probably
Better at Tennis
Better at Darts
Better at Air Play
Better at Charts
Better at Bingo
Better at Chess
Who even beat me on the NAPLAN test
Tha'ts Henry fucking wagons
Henry Fucking Wagons
Wagons Fucking Henry Fucking Wagons Fucking Henry Fucking
Fucking Wagon Fucking Fucking Wagons!
Whoa, Henry Fucking Wagons
Whoa, Henry Fucking Wagons
Whoa, Henry Fucking Wagons
Whoa, Henry Fucking Wagons
Should take him up a cliff top gun on chest
Henry Fucking Wagons
Say okay Wagons you're always the best
Henry Fucking Wagons
Jump off before me there's your test
Henry Fucking Wagons
But as if I'd do that, you know that would be like, uh,
obsessed.
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